well? can he????
When you say something smart and people are shocked
i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so
but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form
no thank you
I was making a sex joke but yes that too
u were continuing my sex joke with a sex joke and i didn’t even realise i’m a joke
GET OUT ME SWAMP
I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!
or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?
thats so rude
Anonymous said: i like you a lot but you associate with people i dont like :/ also good morning
who are these people and why don’t you like them omg
replace creamy garlic with cummy garlic on all dipping sauce labels
sour cum instead of sour cream
full cum milk, whipped cum, cum puffs
I’m always in top
you literally are there’s like one time where you haven’t been in all the 7 or 8 months we’ve been mutuals idk how u do it
it’s always the same with dan on top
STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body
does London Tipton know about this