skittles on toast

710642:

well? can he????
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710642:

well? can he????

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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postllimit:

i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so

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but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form 

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no thank you

dlubes replied to your post: dlubes replied to your post: My Tumblr…

I was making a sex joke but yes that too

u were continuing my sex joke with a sex joke and i didn’t even realise i’m a joke

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pikajewish:

GET OUT ME SWAMP
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pikajewish:

GET OUT ME SWAMP

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meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

Anonymous said: i like you a lot but you associate with people i dont like :/ also good morning

who are these people and why don’t you like them omg

j5h:

j5h:

replace creamy garlic with cummy garlic on all dipping sauce labels

sour cum instead of sour cream

full cum milk, whipped cum, cum puffs

dlubes replied to your post: My Tumblr Crushes:dlubesshamitomitakoo…

I’m always in top

you literally are there’s like one time where you haven’t been in all the 7 or 8 months we’ve been mutuals idk how u do it

My Tumblr Crushes:dlubesshamitomitakoolaidicecubesdietprecumbussykillerl3aemeatbicyclevevotrashregentlordtrashit’s always the same with dan on top {My Tumblr Crushes:
  1. dlubes
  2. shamitomita
  3. koolaidicecubes
  4. dietprecum
  5. bussykiller
  6. l3ae
  7. meatbicyclevevo
  8. trashregent
  9. lordtrash

it’s always the same with dan on top

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nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

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nicktonormal:

takin a selfie was fuckin complicated back in the day
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nicktonormal:

takin a selfie was fuckin complicated back in the day

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psyducked:

does London Tipton know about this {

psyducked:

does London Tipton know about this