that one orc in the super serious battle scene in return of the king who sounds like shelley from the house bunny trying to remember people’s names

pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong:

rthko:

ball-lightning:

rthko:

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram “Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay.” It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

I… what.

😦

if swifties were around in the 70s they wouldve caught the zodiac in like an afternoon

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

wickedwonderlandd:

bantlers:

I can’t stop thinking about this image

Babygirl what’s on your mind

this image

i think i relate to Magikarp bc I am also pathetic at times so I did this digital art

no offence but single gays that are bitter about/towards open relationship gays need to calm the entire fuck down

footlongdingledong:

love that fighting is considered a pokemon type. like Yea I got magical elemental skills it’s called kicking your ass

look what i made. I want to get better at landscapes tho

transmechanicus:

poolboyvmprmansion:

transmechanicus:

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn’t apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

why can’t my followers be like swifties and grant me power i do not need nor will use but will enjoy having it all nonetheless

fullmetalswift:

how many tumblrina mutuals have u guys met irl? I’ve met 3 🫶🏻

isnt:

bigandgreedy:

tupacabra:

how is there no ostrich emoji yet wtf

🍗🥚🍳 these can be if you look at them with a new perspective

christianstepmoms:

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

???????????

Lean Carbonara

toastbutteregg: